If you’re trying to seem innocent when waiting for a lift on a corner of k road, smiling at people is definitely not the way to do it

Every time I eat pizza I feel like Jennifer Lawrence.

joshoween:

kaie-n:

*tries to create new url*
“that user name is taken”
*smacks url into browser*
LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS

sequel:

IT’S NOT EVEN ACTIVE

(via withbrandnewbrighteyes)

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

(via fake-mermaid)

“Life is like writing with a pen. You can cross out your past but you can’t erase it.”
— E.B. White (via observando)

(via withbrandnewbrighteyes)


does this explain anything to you

does this explain anything to you

(via walkslikejesus)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via withbrandnewbrighteyes)

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

(via anarchistlovesongs)

dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

image

(via asian)

idioticteen:

David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song 

(via trolling-potato)

retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social mediaimage

(via walkslikejesus)

“If I can hear you chewing, even with your mouth closed, I hate you.”
“For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.”

n.t. (via dare-you-to-love-me)

It’s my time.

(via beingnancyyy)

(via thehealthylifechange)

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via fake-mermaid)